Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher hilariously address split rumours ...

For anyone fearing the end of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis you can rest easy, they’re not splitting up. 

The two were at the centre of a gossip story this week which claimed it was ‘over’ between the two, who have been married since July 2015 and share two kids, Wytatt and Dmitri. 

Wanting to pour cold water on the speculation, the two took to Ashton’s Instagram to set the record straight.

 And it might be the best water-pouring we’ve seen yet.

 ‘I guess it’s over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week,’

 Ashton wrote alongside a video of the two dissecting the front cover. ‘Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. 

For the third time. 

But who’s counting.’ 

In the clip, the two are sitting in car as they talk about the story. 

Mila and Ashton have been married since 2015 (Picture: Jesse Grant/Getty Images) 

‘Baby, what’s going on, what’s happening?’ 

Ashton asked Mila, who was holding a photo of the cover on her phone. ‘It’s over between us…,’ she replied, as Ashton incredulously said,

 ‘It’s OVER between us? Oh my God, what are we gonna do?’ 

Mila sounded off on the coverlines, as she said she apparently ‘felt suffocated’.

 ‘You felt suffocated by me?’

 Ashton replied. ‘I was just so overbearing, wasn’t I?’ Mila wasn’t done, as she said: ’Also, I took the kids…You had a very dark secret exposed.’ 

‘What was the dark secret?’

 Ashton enquired, before saying when Mila didn’t know, ‘It must have been really dark.’ So there you have it, the two are clearly still adorably in love and not splitting up, so we can all cool our jets. 

Safe to say they’ll continue to be a boss couple, despite remaining pretty private about their marriage. Mila let slip a tasty tidbit about the two of them last year, though, which we’ve been holding onto.