Fantasy football team names: Best and funny Premier League names for ...

10 Aug 2019

The Sun

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Premier League season kicks off TODAY and it’s time to create your fantasy football team.

Dream Team are on hand for funny and the best team names out there.

See our ultimate list below before submitting your team.

Funny and best Premier League names:

McGinn and Tonic

Earth, Wind and Maguire

Knowing me, knowing you, Zaha

Lallanas in Pyjamas

Don’tCallMeSchürrle

Beat Around Debuchy

Murderonzidanesfloor

50 Shades O’Shea

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

Willian Dollar Baby

No Weimann No Cry

Dzeko and the Bunnymen

Xhaka Khan

Sterling Silva

Bayer Neverlusen

Krul and the Gang

Chiellini Con Carne

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Dzeko & the Bunnymen

Bacuna Matata

Kroos Control

Michu at De Gea Ba

Dukes of Hazard

Pjanic at the Disco

Run the Kewells

Gylfi Pleasures

3 Men and a Bebé

My Little Bony

Pique and De Bruyne

Ospina Colada

Settlers of Zlatan

ABCDE FC

Multiple Scorgasms

Arfield of Dreams

Top Dier

Gotta Griez’Em All

Top of the Klopps

Giroud Sandstorm

Boom Xhakalaka

Pleased to Michu

Enter Shaqiri

The Zarate Kid

Deeney in a Bottle

Smack My Bilic Up

The Cesc Pistols

Inter Row-Z

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Delph & Safety

Expected Toulouse

Farcelona

Victorious Secret

Goal of Duty

Batshuayi Crazy

Martial Law

Salt & Pepe

Fiddler on the Huth

Bilbao Baggins

The Kouyate Kid

Egg Fried Reus

Flying Without Ings

The Wizard of Özil

Benteke Fried Chicken

Who ate all Depays?

Ayew Ready?

Riders of Yohan

Fun Lovren Criminals

Kings of Leon Osman

Sonic Huth

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

Dolly Barton

Lady Yaya

Lallana Del Rey

Tinchy Sneijder

Blink-1 Eto’o

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Mean Gaals

Lord of the Ings

Show me da Mané

Wha’ Schlupp?

The Vardy Boys

Ibe gotta feeling

For Fuchs Sake

Tea & Busquets

Santi’s Little Helpers

The Big Lewandowski

My Little Kone

Escape from Alcaraz

HuttonDressedAsLahm

The Balotelli-tubbies

Just pretend you didn’t hear that one, Mario

Baines on Toast

Cry Me a Rivière

Men Behaving Chadli

Crouch Potato

Mr Bojan-Goals

Cesc and the City

Costa del Silva

Hazard Lights

Absolutely Fabregas

Lads on Toure

The Neville Wears Prada

Who Ate All Depays

Le Saux Solid Crew

Pique Blinders

Krul to be Kind

Krul Intentions

Game of Throw-Ins

Puncheon in the Face

Dirty Sanchez

Bony & Clyne

Chamakh My Pitch Up

Moves like Agger

Whats Love Gotze do?

2 Goals 1 Cup

Crystal Phallus

Ayew Ready For This?

Neville Wears Prada

The Men Who Stare at Gotze

For Fuchs Ake

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