Twitter users roast Tom Brady for announcing he's not retiring from football

Twitter exploded with jokes after famed quarterback Tom Brady announced he was coming out of retirement - just about six weeks after he first announced he was quitting football for good.

He wrote on Twitter Sunday: 'These past two months I've realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands.'

'That time will come. But it's not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I'm coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG.'

'He's baaackkkk,' the Buccaneers responded. 

Almost immediately afterwards, Brady was trending on social media - with some expressing their excitement that he would return to the field, while many others found it comical that he would 'un-retire' after such a short retirement.

Sports blogging network SB Nation took the time to create a list of things that lasted longer than Brady's retirement, including the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphreys - which lasted 72 days - and the life span of a house fly - which can survive for 60 days.

Claudia Tenney, a Republican Congresswoman from New York, also took the opportunity to take a swipe at President Joe Biden, writing: 'Tom Brady’s retirement lasted almost as long as it takes Joe Biden to form a coherent thought.' 

Joe Pompliano also joked that Brady was retiring due to the president's policies, writing: 'Damn, even Tom Brady saw 7.9% inflation and record-high gas prices and decided he needed to go back to work.'

Tom Brady (pictured in October) has come out of retirement less than two months after quitting the NFL

He announced his decision on Twitter and Instagram, saying he has 'unfinished business'

Sports blogging site SB Nation wrote that Brady's retirement was quicker than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphreys - which lasted 72 days

The sports blogging site took the time to write out a list of things that have lasted longer than Brady's 41-day retirement

New York Congresswoman Claudia Tenney also took the opportunity to take a swipe at President Joe Biden, saying his retirement 'lasted almost as long as it takes Joe Biden to form a coherent thought'

Some Twitter users also expressed their sympathy for one wealthy collector, who paid Leland's auction house $518,628 on Saturday - just one day before Brady's announcement - for 'Tom Brady's Last Touchdown Football Pass.'

BR Betting tweeted: 'If you had a bad gambling weekend, just remember you're not the person who spent $518K on Tom Brady's last TD ball.'

Ricky Cobb, the founder of Super 70s Sports, also wrote he would 'have given anything to see his reaction to the unretirement tweet,' and another user said she bets he's 'pretty pissed off right about now.'

But many of the jokes on Twitter dealt with Brady, 44, making his comeback after spending just a few weeks with his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen, and their three children.

Adam Wren, a national politics features reporter for Insider, joked that he is 'un-retiring to spend less time with my family.' 

Another Twitter user posted a meme from Parks and Recreation featuring Adam Scott's character, in which Brady would tell his wife he's coming home, before saying: 'So I tried domestic for 43 days. I don't know how you people do it.'

An unnamed collector spent $518,628 on Saturday - just one day before Brady's announcement - to buy 'Tom Brady's Last Touchdown Football Pass.'

Some Twitter users expressed their sympathies for the buyer

Philip Lewis, the senior front page editor for the Huffington Post, also tweeted that 'Tom Brady was a family man for like one month, and said no thanks.' Eric Hubbs, the MLB editor for Barstool Sports wrote: 'Five weeks was wayyyyy too much family time for Tom Brady.'

The Pat McAffee show also shared a meme of The Office character Michael Scott shaking his head and saying 'This is the worst,' writing that it represented ' Tom Brady waking up and seeing nothing but another Parent-Teacher conference on the daily schedule.'

And Ryan Hecht, a marketing director from Colorado, also joked that Brady must have gotten into 'one long conversation with his neighbor at the mailbox and unretired,' while Flo Goodman wrote: 'Aw, Tom Brady was just feeling a little self conscious, and wanted to hear all the good things people had to say about him before he renewed his contract.'

Meanwhile, Barstool podcaster 'Big Cat' (whose real name is Dan Katz) wrote: 'Tom Brady just snatched March Madness away from Twitter.' 

News of Brady's return to the field was met with much sarcasm online

Several other Twitter users seemed to believe that Brady decided to come out of retirement after speaking to Manchester United soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo - himself a veteran sportsman widely regarded as still being at the top of his game. 

Brady had watched the team beat Tottenham 3-2 on Saturday, with Ronaldo scoring a game-winning hat trick, which made him the all-time leading goalscorer in FIFA history. 

'Saturday: Tom Brady watches Cristiano Ronaldo score a hat-trick. Sunday: Tom Brady announces he's coming out of retirement,' CBS Sports Golazo tweeted.   

'Give thanks to Cristiano for this!' a fan added. 'Brady went to see him and at 37 Ronaldo scored a hat trick. After he and Brady talked and I’m sure he convinced him to come back.'

'Tom Brady really came out of retirement after talking to Ronaldo,' another said.

'@Cristiano has that affect on people!' comedian Conor Moore tweeted. 

One fan wondered: 'What did Ronaldo say to Brady??' 

'If Tom Brady went to watch [Argentine soccer player Lionel] Messi instead of Ronaldo he’d still be in retirement,' another joked. 

Both the Red Devils and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are owned by the Glazer family, who Brady personally thanked in his retirement statement on February 1. 

Brady made the announcement hours after posing for a photo with Manchester United soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo at the British team's iconic Old Trafford stadium

Several Twitter users believe that Brady decided to come out of retirement after speaking to Ronaldo

Over the course of the past few years, Brady led the Buccaneers to a Super Bowl title during the 2020 season and to the NFC South championship last season. 

The 44-year-old led the NFL in passing yards (5,316), touchdowns (43), completions (485) and attempts (719) in 2021, but the Buccaneers lost at home to the Los Angeles Rams in the divisional round. 

He had previously spent 20 seasons with the New England Patriots, winning six Super Bowl titles before moving to Florida.

Brady was thought to have ended that 22-year career on February 1, when he announced he was retiring.

He cited his desire to spend more time with Bundchen and his three children when he decided to walk away from the game. 

'I have always believed the sport of football is an ''all-in'' proposition - if a 100% competitive commitment isn't there, you won't succeed, and success is what I love so much about our game,' Brady wrote on February 1.

'There is a physical, mental, and emotional challenge EVERY single day that has allowed me to maximize my highest potential. And I have tried my very best these past 22 years. There are no shortcuts to success on the field or in life.' 

'This is difficult for me to write, but here it goes: I am not going to make that competitive commitment anymore. I have loved my NFL career, and now it is time to focus my time and energy on other things that require my attention.'

He also thanked Bundchen and his children, saying they are his 'inspiration' and 'greatest achievement.'

The quarterback then stunned the world on Sunday when he confirmed he would be re-joining the Buccaneers for another campaign after just 40 days in retirement. 

However, his decision may not be that surprising considering just a week into his 'retirement,' Brady said 'never say never' about playing again. 

 Brady led the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a Super Bowl win last year

Brady announced his decision to retire last month, citing the desire to spend more time with his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, and three children. Brady posted the above photo to Instagram on Sunday when he announced his return to the game

Brady announced his decision to return to the Bucs one day before the NFL free agency period begins. He included this photo in his Instagram post announcing his return

Prior to the 2021-22 season, Brady signed a one-year, $25 million contract extension after guiding the Bucs to a Super Bowl win last year. That deal included a $20 million signing bonus, $15 million of which would have been paid to him in February.

The details of his deal for the 2022 season remain unclear.  

But since being drafted by the New England Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft, Brady has earned more than $292 million in salary over 22 seasons, according to Spotrac.

That does not include earnings from his fitness brand or his many endorsement deals with companies such as Subway and Under Armour, not to mention his recent foray into non-fungible tokens. 

Brady signed a one-year, $25 million contract extension after guiding the Bucs to a Super Bowl win last year. That deal included a $20 million signing bonus, $15 million of which would have been paid to him in February. The details of his deal for the 2022 season remain unclear

Brady is now also set to act and produce in a football-themed road trip movie titled 80 For Brady,  The Hollywood Reporter revealed just weeks after he announced his retirement.

He was expected to join forces with several acting legends including Rita Moreno, Sally Field, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin for the project.

The foursome of Hollywood icons would be playing four best friends and New England Patriots fans who take a life-changing trip to the 2017 Super Bowl LI to see their sports hero Brady play.

The film was inspired by a true story and will follow the chaos that happens as a result of the trip as they try to navigate their way to the biggest sporting event in America. 

Brady - who led the New England Patriots to a comeback victory over the Atlanta Falcons, 34-28 - was heavily involved with the inception of the project, developing it with Donna Gigliotti.

The film will be directed by Kyle Marvin, who also co-wrote the script with Michael Covino. It is set to be made by Paramount Pictures and Endeavor Content.  

FAMOUS (AND INFAMOUS) COMEBACKS BY US ATHLETES

Tom Brady is not the first American sports superstar to do an about-face after retiring

By Alex Raskin, Sports News Editor for DailyMail.com

Tom Brady is hardly the first American sports icon to reverse course on retirement. By calling an audible on his decision to quit, the 44-year-old quarterback joins a celebrated group of athletes, many of whom only hurt their legacy by returning to action. For every Michael Jordan, who won three more NBA titles after his first retirement from basketball, there is a Joe Louis, the once-celebrated boxer who was knocked out of the ring by Rocky Marciano during his return to the ring in 1951.

Here are a few of the most famous - and infamous - comebacks in US sports history:

Michael Jordan: After winning three NBA titles, the Chicago Bulls superstar famously shocked the world in October of 1993 by retiring from basketball to take a shot at minor league baseball. Jordan saw the move as a way to remember his father, a diehard baseball fan who had been murdered by a pair of teenagers at a North Carolina highway rest stop earlier that year. Bulls and Chicago White Sox owner Jerry Reisndorf helped facilitate the decision, signing Jordan to a minor league deal and assigning him to the Double-A Birmingham Barons in 1994. Jordan had the chance to reach the Majors as a replacement player during the strike of 1994-95, but instead announced his return to the NBA with a two-word press release, reading, 'I'm back.' A year later, he and the Bulls won an NBA-record 72 games before embarking on their second three-peat of the decade. Jordan went on to retire again in 1998, saying he was 99.9 percent sure he was done with basketball, but returned as a member of the Washington Wizards in 2001, playing two more (forgettable) seasons.

Michael Jordan retired from the NBA three times. In 1993, he quit to play minor league baseball, and had a brief (but forgettable) comeback with the Wizards in 2001

Favre finally called it quits as a member of the Green Bay Packers in 2008, only to do an about-face five months later and accept a trade to the New York Jets (pictured)

Brett Favre: The Hall of Fame quarterback seemed to wrestle with this decision at the end of every season. After waffling on retirement for several years, Favre finally called it quits as a member of the Green Bay Packers in 2008, only to do an about-face five months later and accept a trade to the New York Jets. Favre went just 4-12 in New York, where he was later accused of sending inappropriate pictures to a woman working for the team, and ultimately retired again in February of 2009. However, he still wasn't done, and resurfaced with the Minnesota Vikings in 2009 and 2010, posting a 17-13 record over two seasons before finally retiring for good.

Clemens pitching for the Astros in the 2005 World Series against the White Sox

Roger Clemens: The seven-time Cy Young winner came out of retirement to pitch for the Houston Astros in 2004, leading the club's starters with a 2.98 earned-run average and helping them get within a game of the World Series. He was even better the following year, posting a 1.87 ERA as the Astros won the National League, only to get swept by the Chicago White Sox in the World Series. Clemens still posted a 2.30 ERA the next season, but the Astros failed to make the playoffs. He returned to the Yankees in 2007, where he went just 6-6 with a mediocre 4.18 ERA and finally retired after that season, although he did make a few independent league appearances in 2012.

'Sugar' Ray Leonard: One of the most decorated boxers ever, Leonard made a habit out of retirement, calling it quits in 1982, 1987, 1991, and again in 1997. Interestingly, some of his best performances came after his first retirement, including his famed split-decision victory over 'Marvelous' Marvin Hagler in 1987. However, his 1997 TKO loss to Hector 'Macho' Camacho at age 40 proved to be Leonard's final comeback.

Ray Leonard (right) pictured losing to Hector Camacho (left) at age 40 in 1997

Muhammad Ali (right) came out of retirement to face his former sparring partner, Larry Holmes, in 1980. Holmes, the heavyweight champion, breezed to an easy victory 

In his final fight, Muhammad Ali was dominated by Jamaica's Trevor Berbick (right)

Pittsburgh Penguins Mario Lemiuex waves to the crowd after a video presentation celebrating his 1000th career assist during the first period in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on February 12, 2003

Muhammad Ali: 'The Greatest' contemplated retirement throughout much of the 1970s, before finally decided to do so in 1979. But, facing financial problems, Ali was lured back into the ring by his former sparring partner, heavyweight champion Larry Holmes, who easily beat the ex-title holder. Sylvester Stallone, who was seated ringside, famously likened the fight to an autopsy on a living person. Already dealing with the effects of Parkinson's syndrome, Ali finally stepped away from boxing for good in 1981 following unanimous decision loss to Trevor Berbick.

Mario Lemieux: 'Super Mario' has the rare distinction of playing for a team he owned, the Pittsburgh Penguins, and doing so after he was inducted into the Hall of Fame. The Quebec native first retired from the NHL in 1997, prompting the HOF to waive the customary three-year waiting period for enshrinement. He then bought the bankrupt Penguins in 1999, saving the club from foreclosure or relocation, before deciding to return to the ice in 2000. Despite the back problems that had prematurely ended his career at age 31, the 35-year-old Lemieux was sharp in 2000-01, scoring 35 goals and adding 41 assists. Lemieux, a two-time Stanley Cup winner, struggled to stay healthy over the next few years, before finally retiring in 2006 at age 40. Since then, he's won three titles as Penguins owner, although he sold his majority stake in the team in December and is now just a minority partner.